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DRESS_CODE // FALSE
VIBE // casual + humorous + occasionally_brilliant
TOPIC_DEPTH // ADVANCED  [not your grandfather's chatbot talk]
AUDIENCE // builders, tinkerers, skeptics, and the merely curious
SIDE_EFFECTS // may cause uncontrollable urge to automate everything
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